Armand Parmentier is a Belgian former long-distance runner who represented his native country in the men's marathon at the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. There, he finished in 30th position, clocking 2:18:10. Two years earlier, he won the silver medal in the classic distance at the 1982 European Championships.
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Utting station is a railway station in the municipality of Utting am Ammersee, in Bavaria, Germany. It is located on the Mering–Weilheim line of Deutsche Bahn.
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