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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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